The Great Talbot Mock-Off

As the girls were walking to the kitchen table, each with a Pillsbury cinnamon roll, I overheard this conversation.

R: What do you think, Mary?
L: Well, about six minutes from perfection, I think.
R: Yes. They are QUITE hot, aren't they? But the icing on the TOP of the roll was quite a nice touch, I thought.


It might be time to stop watching The Great British Baking Show.

Why are they like this?

This is how Reagan eats a banana. She splits the peel down the middle, and then just kind of nibbles the banana out. And she acts like this is in no way peculiar.

The one where I start a new blog

After closing one's Facebook account, how else does one keep the world informed of the weirdness of one's children? By starting a new blog, of course. I mean, everyone who might read this blog is already well aware of the antics of these odd little ducks, but I figured this would be a fun way to keep track of all the goofy things they say and do while letting the rest of you have a tiny window into our fascinating (haha) lives. So welcome. Enjoy the weirdness we have to offer. Try not to judge us too much.